Dear Uncle Blabby,

I am completely in love with my husband of two years.  We both love our jobs, home, matching SUVs and each other. We are also very proud to be the adoptive fathers of two young sisters. I really can’t think of anything wrong in my life.   My question though, is this: Why don’t more gay men want my life?

Larry, Stamford, Conn.

Dear Larry,

Becoming a parent is a very serious undertaking. It should be done after much thought and soul searching. Some people, such as you and your partner, have obviously thought it out and welcome the passion of raising children. Others are not so willing to forgo the benefits of single life.

Let’s face it Larry, parenthood isn’t for everyone, and I for one am happy that it isn’t.  Recently I enjoyed Father’s Day with my son & daughter-in-law, so I know of the joy and happiness that you’ve experienced. Let’s hope you feel the same way when those two girls have every boy in high school chasing them through the halls!!

Proud to be a Dad,
Uncle Blabby

Dear Uncle Blabby,

My live-in lover of two years kicked me out recently, leaving all my belongings on the back porch for me to pick up after work at 3 a.m.  I did everything I could to make him happy (sexually and otherwise).  All this came out of the blue with no warning and I’m devastated.  He won’t talk to me or tell me what went wrong.  

Do you think he might have found someone else and wanted me out of the picture?  Is it possible that someone can show love one day and without warning end it?

Confused, Waterbury, Conn.

Dear Confused,

I’m as confused as you are. If he kicked you out, you must have been the live-in lover, not he. I find it hard to believe that there were no warning signs or other evidence that this was not working. In any event, it is very strange to have this happen to you in the way that you described. It is quite possible that he has found someone else, but almost impossible to show love one day and end it by throwing out your partner’s clothes the next morning. There is something that you are not telling me. If he refuses to discuss it with you there is not much you can do. Move on and find someone who is less of a psycho.

Dear Uncle Blabby,

I can’t believe I’m writing to you but I need some advice and I like your witty, straightforward answers.  Anyway, I catch my boyfriend jerking off quite often and I’ve told him he can always just come to me and we can fuck, but lots of times he doesn’t. Is there a way I can get him to have sex with me instead of Rosy
Palmetta?

Dan, Cranston, R.I.

Dear Dan,

There are lots of guys that just like the way their dick feels in their hands when they jerk off. Perhaps if you offered to give him head, instead of anal penetration that might work?? In any event, as long as your sex life is OK, and you didn’t say that it wasn’t, I wouldn’t be too worried about his relationship with Rosy.