It takes a special person that wants somebody to piss all over them.
Dear Uncle Blabby,
Is it wrong for me not to get married to my boyfriend? Our relationship seems to work fine the way it is, but it seems that if you don’t get married the more “advanced” gays will look down on you. What ever happened to being different?
Ron, Groton, Conn.
Hi Ron,
Who are these advanced gays anyway? I consider myself to be pretty gay, and I would never look down on someone that made the personal choice not to marry. Each of us now has the ability in CT to make that choice. Thank the politicians that made it possible, but don’t feel as though just because it is available, that it’s a mandate. It isn’t.
Partnered but not married,
Uncle Blabby
I have never pursued this but for a while now I have become excited about the whole “golden showers” fantasy. Is this a normal feeling? Are their health risks? And how do I approach a sexual partner about this sort of thing?
Joshua, Pawtucket, R.I.
Joshy Baby,
It takes a special person that wants somebody to piss all over them. Is it normal you ask? Who’s to say what’s normal for you? Just by asking the question, I would think most people feel that you aren’t. There are minor health risks, but I’ve dealt with those in previous columns. As far as how to approach a potential partner, if I were you, (and thankfully I am not) I’d approach on my knee’s, head bowed, arms crossed in front.
That should teach you to not call me Blabs,
Uncle Blabby
Yo Uncle Blabby,
Why does my boyfriend like to touch my dick so much? When I ask him he just smiles, but darn it I want him to like the whole me. After all there is more to me than a penis.
Joey, Hartford, Conn.
Joey,
Trust me, he likes the whole you. My guess is that he touches it because its so nice, and he wants that nice penis to like the hole him (no spelling error). Be thankful for what you have, and don’t focus on what you don’t have. Plenty of guys wish they had a bf that touched the cocks more often!
Enjoys being touched,
Uncle Blabby
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