Dear Uncle Blabby,

I have a friend who is into an alternative lifestyle. It doesn’t bother me, in fact quite the opposite, I am totally intrigued by it. Let me tell you that I have a boyfriend, a stable job, own my own condo, etc. So I would consider myself rather well adjusted and ‘normal.’

But his involvement into the Master/slave world really has me wondering. I’ve thought seriously about asking him if it would be OK to observe him while he was in one of his “sessions.” I am just so curious about what goes on and if it is real. What would you suggest?

Dave from Newington

Dear Dave:

You are not the first person to ask Uncle Blabby about the world of BDSM. Since you know so much about it, it sounds like you’ve had a chance to at least talk to your friend about the scene.

If you want to learn more about it, without initially asking your friend if you could watch, there are videos that you could rent that show you in graphic detail what happens in those sessions.

You may think that it is "just in the movies," so after you watch the video, ask your friend if he will allow you to observe. It will be an eye opener for you. But beware. Once you are in the den of the Master, no one can tell what might happen to your “well adjusted and normal” body, boy.

Always Masterful,
Uncle Blabby

Dear Uncle Blabby,

I have gotten several emails from a Web site that promises to give me a bigger dick in just a few weeks if I follow their special exercise program.  They charge $60 to provide the exercises.  Is this a scam, or can you really increase your penis size with exercises?

Bob, West Hartford, Conn.

Dear Bob,

I wish I had a dollar for every time one of you small dicked guys asked me about ways to make their cocks get bigger. Yes, it’s a scam. When you have a small dick, you have a small dick. You can pump it up with a suction device and it will swell momentarily, but after all is said and done, you will still have a small cock.

That is one reason why there are tops and bottoms. Lube yourself up and get ready for the show to start.

No pump needed here,
Uncle Blabby

Yo Uncle Blabby,

So, Uncle Blabby, boxers or briefs??? Why do different guys seem to be attracted to different types of underwear??? I mean, does it really matter how it hangs in there?

Anonymous

Dear Hanging in There:

Surely you jest. It would be almost impossible for me to believe that you are gay if you don’t understand the infatuation regarding underwear. The eyes almost instinctively wander to the crotch area to “check out” the outlines upon meeting someone. It’s not just the basket, but how the basket is positioned that gives us intrigue. Notwithstanding that several in our community have an actual underwear fetish, I think we all wonder when we look and think, “is that poking out at me because of size, or because of the help of those tight boxer briefs”?

Boxers for me,
Uncle Blabby