Blabby:

I have never pursued this but for a while now I have become excited about the whole “golden showers” fantasy.  Is this a normal feeling?  Are their health risks? And how do I approach a sexual partner about this sort of thing?

Joshua, Pawtucket, R.I.

Hi Josh,

I have written other columns about urine, its use in a sexual context, and the health risks associated with it. Basically it is a throw back to ancient culture where urine was used extensively.  In smaller amounts it is usually harmless, even when swallowed. I think what is ‘normal’ for you isn’t necessarily normal for others, and vice versa. The best way to engage in this behavior with a partner is to walk up to him some night and just piss all over his leg. Seriously, I think an honest discussion about your feelings would be appropriate before asking him to hose you down.

No urine for me,
Uncle Blabby

Yo Uncle Blabby,

Why does my boyfriend like to touch my dick so much?  When I ask him he just smiles, but darn it I want him to like the whole me.  After all there is more to me than a penis.  

Joey, Hartford, Conn.

Dearest Joey,

Obviously not. Come on Joey, you can’t be serious. Most guys would kill for a bf that likes to touch their cock all the time. Suggest that you guys get out to more public places. That way he will have to interact with you and won’t be so inclined to just stroke you off right there in plain view. There is more to life than just getting your penis stroked, although I can’t think of much that I’d rather do.

Never stroked enough,
Uncle Blabby

Dear Uncle Blabby,

Why is there so much lesbian drama?  Can’t we just have normal relationships?

Sheryl, New Haven, Conn.

Dear Sheryl,

No you can’t. And as far as why there is so much lesbian drama, ask Mistress Manners, our resident drama queen.

No drama at all,
Uncle Blabby