My guess is he would like to nurture something else that has little to do with wrestling (although it might involve “tumbling around on mats”)!!
Dear Uncle Blabby,
I’m a 17-year-old student still in high school. My gym coach thinks of me as one of his best students and wants to give me private wrestling lessons at his home. He says I have lots of potential and he wants to nurture it. My parents think I’m lucky to have a teacher taking such a keen interest in me. The problem is, I hate wrestling. The idea of two boys tumbling around on mats is dumb and I really have no interest in it. Should I be forced to do something I don’t want to do just because my gym coach likes me?
No name please, Southern Conn.
Dear Coaches Fantasy,
If you hate wrestling, how would the coach know that you “have lots of potential?” Have you ever wrestled? My guess is he would like to nurture something else that has little to do with wrestling (although it might involve “tumbling around on mats”)!! How can your parents not see the fact that this teacher is trying to take advantage of you? If he really were interested in developing your wrestling skills, he would give you lessons at school, not in his bedroom.
Knows a few “wrestling” moves,
Uncle Blabby
Dear Uncle Blabby,
I’ve been having anal sex about two or three times a week (with a condom), and I’m wondering when it’s going to stop being sore. I enjoy the sex at the time, but I’m beginning to wonder if it’s worth it to have a sore butt the whole next day. Will I ever get used to being plowed?
Paul, Groton, Conn.
Dear Pummeled Paul,
You say that you enjoy the sex while you are having it, and you have been having it several times a week for a while. My guess is that if you disliked the pain more than you liked the pleasure, you would have already stopped. Stay focused on the pleasure you provide, not only for yourself, but also for the lucky bastard that plowing you three times a week !!
“Lucky Bastard,”
Uncle Blabby
Dear Uncle Blabby,
I’m 24 and want to know what the hell Stonewall has to do with my life. Why do all these creepy old men keep shoving it down my throat?
Steve, New Haven, Conn.
Dear Steve,
You live in an era that has significantly been improved as a result of the brave men who stood up to the authorities at Stonewall. There is far more acceptance of our lifestyle today, then in years past. No one should be shoving it down your throat, but you should thank those from Stonewall that you can now take anyone down your throat without fear of reprisal. Do some research and I think you will agree that all of us collectively owe those guys a tremendous debt.
With profound thanks,
Uncle Blabby
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