2012: It’s the End of the World as We Know it and I Feel Fine!Maybe they know something we don’t. The next presidential election isn’t until 2012. 2012 ... Hmm. Well that explains everything.
Who Fucking Cares About Adam Lambert?It was nothing more than a desperate attempt by a pathetic reality show has-been to extend his 15 minutes of fame to 16 minutes.
Yes We Can... But Now That We Have We Don't Need You Anymore!Gays feel betrayed that Obama is not keeping his campaign promises about representing all aspects of America. They feel he made promises to get their votes and has now isn't fulfilling those promises.
...for Auld Lang SyneFor those of you who don’t know it, those of you who go “hruner, hruner, hruner” for the whole thing, it starts “Should old acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind.”
Is That All There is?Damn it, after all the fuss I want something more than just a minor six word change. I want marriage licenses that come in designer colors to match the décor of my home.