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Hey guys.  With the changing of the seasons comes the changing of the guard.  Not at Metroline.  No, it’s the changing of the eye candy guard.

Just a few short weeks ago it was easy to go to one of our beautiful beaches against Long Island Sound, for instance, and see many, many examples of good fitness skills at work.  Of course, now that Labor Day has passed and the days are really getting shorter, those opportunites have largely passed for another year.  So we have to go elsewhere, Seth Evans wryly notes in his latest Rim Shots column.  And where does he recommend going?  To the boob tube (pardon the pun) and all of its modern-day manifestations, including the computer.  Of course, the computer offers a more eye-popping experience, amongst other possibilities.

Speaking of fighting urges, Uncle Blabby encourages one letter writer to not make a big deal of things when hearing nasty rumors about yourself.  A quick statement of denial works fine.  Just look at what happened to the governor of South Carolina to realize why longer statements are probably a bad idea.  Same with the representative in California, but that’s a story for another day.

That takes us to Wayne Besen, who has decided he’s had enough of the hijacking of the debate by the Republicans, the same party that brings us these juicy stories a little too often.  The “Moral Majority” apparently is just as screwed in the head as the rest of us, but their attempts to pretend to be something they’re not inevitably leads them to have their private lives implode while the publicity explodes.

And that brings us back to porn.  No, wait, really!  For those who haven’t noticed, Avenue Q returns to the state; the Shubert will be offering it next month.  For those who haven’t enjoyed such musical gems as “The Internet is for Porn,” you should really check it out.

Also check out other entertainment options recommended by Terri and Josh, who seem pretty pleased with the choices they reviewed this issue.

And if that weren’t enough, Mistress Manners makes her return this issue, and this time she lends an ear to a gay man who also apparently is a “Ladies Man.”  I guess he hasn’t heard the terms “fag hags” and “fruit flies” before, but

Mistress Manners comes to the rescue again.

Now that I’ve taken you on a magical tour of our latest issue, excuse me, as I need to return my attention to that other window on my computer screen.\

Until next time, I’ll see you Out & About.